Sugapil©

Nothing is as good as Sugapil©!*

Harness the power of your mind

Sugapil©-like placebo has been shown to work effectively in hundreds of randomised control trials.

Most recently Sugapil©-like placebo was shown to help 60.1% of patients suffering from painful knee arthritis(1).

Now you too can benefit from the placebo power of Sugapil© by ordering one of the following products online:

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Safety information:

Sugapil© does not contain any active ingredients, is safe to take with all other medications, does not cause organic side effects**, and there are no contra-indications to its use.

There is no evidence that placebo treatments such as Sugapil© can cure cancer, diabetes or any other serious illness and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.

Under no circumstances should you stop taking prescribed medications without first consulting your doctor.

* Since Sugapil© is a placebo, it is essentially the same as taking nothing. So Sugapil© is as good as nothing. Or, put another way, nothing is as good as Sugapil©, which is how you got down here in the first place.... The 'nothing is better than (insert expensive branded paracetamol /acetaminophen drug here)' claim, so beloved of drug companies the world over, works the same way. Since the expensive drug is exactly the same as the cheap one, then of course it's no better or worse. It's just more expensive!

** People taking placebo in trials who think they are taking a real drug do complain of simple side effects such as nausea and diarrhoea, but that's all just in their minds. There is nothing in Sugapil©, so it can't cause 'real' side effects.

(1) New England Journal of Medicine 2006;354;795-808. Glucosamine helped 64% of patients, chondroitin sulphate 65.4% of patients, and celecoxib 70% of patients. But they're all real drugs with real price tags, real side effects, and real interactions (especially 'NSAIDs' like Celecoxib which can cause stomach ulcers and kidney damage and can double your risk of having a heart attack).

 
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