Now with twice the nothingness!

disepensed from our small dispensary on the shores of Loch Fyne, Scotland.

Now you too can benefit from the placebo power of by ordering this product online:

Bottle of 100 tablets £7.45 plus p&p

Online ordering coming soon!

Let's face it, scientifically you're not getting anything extra for your money. Twice the nothingness is still nothing, so the only difference is it costs more (admittedly, you get twice the nothingness for only 50% more cost!).

But studies show that drugs with an 'X' in the name work better, so go figure.

We think if you're the kind of person willing to spend more for a drug with 'MAX' in the name, then you're the kind of person that will get more efficacy from a drug that costs more and has 'MAX' in the name.

Go on, you're worth it.

 

Safety information: does not contain any active ingredients, is safe to take with all other medications, does not cause organic side effects**, and there are no contra-indications to its use. There is no evidence that placebo treatments such as can cure cancer, diabetes or any other serious illness and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. Under no circumstances should you stop taking prescribed medications without first consulting your doctor. * Since is a placebo, it is essentially the same as taking nothing. So is as good as nothing. Or, put another way, nothing is as good as , which is how you got down here in the first place.... The 'nothing is better than (insert expensive branded paracetamol /acetaminophen drug here)' claim, so beloved of drug companies the world over, works the same way. Since the expensive drug is exactly the same as the cheap one, then of course it's no better or worse. It's just more expensive! ** People taking placebo in trials who think they are taking a real drug do complain of simple side effects such as nausea and diarrhoea, but that's all just in their minds. There is nothing in , so it can't cause 'real' side effects.