Invisible tablets delivered 'magically' to your door overnight

'disepensed' from our small dispensary on the shores of Loch Fyne, Scotland.

Now you too can benefit from the placebo power of by ordering this product online:

One overnight delivery of 'invisible tablets' FREE!

Online ordering coming soon!

The ultimate in nothiness - place your own empty medicine bottle at your front door, and receive invisible tablets 'magically' overnight.

The perfect refil method for a 'spent' order.

Let's face it, scientifically you're not getting anything here (not even the bottle and the label!). These are basically pretend tablets that you pretend have arrived and then you pretend to take - but at least it's free.

But since placebo tablets contain nothing anyway, what's the difference?.

Why not go the whole hog and pay nothing for true nothingness.

Oh, and you'll know that your bottle is 'empty' because the 'tablets' will stop working....

 

Safety information: does not contain any active ingredients, is safe to take with all other medications, does not cause organic side effects**, and there are no contra-indications to its use. There is no evidence that placebo treatments such as can cure cancer, diabetes or any other serious illness and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. Under no circumstances should you stop taking prescribed medications without first consulting your doctor. * Since is a placebo, it is essentially the same as taking nothing. So is as good as nothing. Or, put another way, nothing is as good as , which is how you got down here in the first place.... The 'nothing is better than (insert expensive branded paracetamol /acetaminophen drug here)' claim, so beloved of drug companies the world over, works the same way. Since the expensive drug is exactly the same as the cheap one, then of course it's no better or worse. It's just more expensive! ** People taking placebo in trials who think they are taking a real drug do complain of simple side effects such as nausea and diarrhoea, but that's all just in their minds. There is nothing in , so it can't cause 'real' side effects.